('Under Construction' banner)


"This icon says more about me than this makes on my web page"

This page is my best effort to convince you web page, author, not , to use for construction icon on your page. The whole idea of the Web as a place that is "under construction" is is very old.

Do not believe me? Try this simple exercise. The person on your computer, clear your mind, and slowly, carefully ask themselves Next question:

"What does editing HTML files have in common with shovels, hard hats, big trucks, and construction work?
Hmmm... Nothing? That's right! Good, good! Now try this one:
If writing a simple web page is so difficult for me that I compare it to doing hard manual labor, does that mean I'm a nitwit?
Well, Yes , I am afraid that it does! Show only with a little thought, you know that the images "under construction" Icons on web pages just some cute little joke that has, for at good reason went full of control. Time to throw it.

Now, if for some very unfortunate reason, you must put under construction icon for the page you're writing (for example, your the boss will shoot if you do not), may I humbly suggest one of my alternative "under construction" icon:

Pupa: (7K) Da Vinci: (4K) Expecting: (3K)
(Butterfly under construction) (Helicopter under construction) (Baby under construction)

On the other hand, if you go ahead and use one of these icons we all know what message you are trying to transfer ...

(Man at Work) "I have a great vision that one day this page will actually be finished and complete. Please share in this delusion."
(Under Construction) "My company sold yesterday better make a web page for yourself. Too cheap afford the services of a professional web designer they volunteered me to be your husband. All I can say in defense current appearance here is, I'm trying. I really do. "
('Under Construction') "I sincerely believe that I am an interesting and creative person.

No, really."

('Construction Zone!!! Please Bear With Us')
"You see, we haven't really come to terms with the web as an extremely fluid and dynamic information technology."
(dumptruck picture) "I update this page frequently. To indicate this fact, I'll show you a picture of one my favorite toys from my childhood.
(this dude needs de-caf) "Make no mistake: I MAN ! This page is my Territory ! PLEASE endure the stench of my body smell long enough to look back and understand how absolutely incompetent I'm in web design. "
(animated Under Construction)
"Yea, so this page isn't finished; what did you expect? But hey, isn't this animated gif totally rad? Woo-Hoo! Look at that shovel go!
(Man at Work) "Interfacing to new technologies is a really big effort for me."
(Man at Work) "Although it shows a man and his shovel, this icon actually represents a catch-all excuse for why my page currently looks so meagre. Surprisingly, I expect all web viagra surfers to understand this obscure symbolism."
('!!Under Construction!!')
"I have the possibility of sustained imagination eloquently express is who I from this page mines. Before this comes to life, see my lack of expressive power as a temporary phenomenon ".
('Area Under Construction') "Sometimes when I'm editing web pages, I pretend I'm a steam shovel moving large quantities of earth around, and I make lots of rumbling whirring heavy machinery noises."
('Under Construction')
"Neat that to build real-world areas that all mode functionality and appearance quickly and quietly fell. Laska bring that same unquestioning and uncritical attitude to my little slick Web page. "
(tools of the trade)
Bob Vila is the coolest.
(overdone underconstruction)

I have high standards for my work. So high, in fact, no matter what as I work here, I never quite happy with it. love all others, I resorted to using the icon under construction. but You can bet your socks my icon looks amateur and shiny than Icon!

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